Monday 6 August 2012

Where there's a Will...

This feature appeared in an edited incarnation in the fifth edition of BULL magazine published in 2012.

The continued presence of the British monarchy after countless centuries nonplusses many in today’s climate of constant political, technological and social change. So apart from the obvious and oft-trumpeted sense of continuity and unification its offers the Commonwealth, why and indeed how does the monarchy continue to be such a visible and powerful institution? Setting aside the political arguments surrounding the modern relevance of the monarchy in this country, it’s interesting to look at the institution’s efforts to remain so. It would appear that the royals are attempting to reposition themselves as holders of empathy rather than authority, with dwindling support for a republican reform in Australia (currently around 35%, according to Roy Morgan Research) suggesting this strategy to be a successful one.

Keeping abreast with pop culture!
The monarchy has recently made a string of efforts to associate itself with contemporary pop culture. Folk songstress Ellie Goulding played at the wedding reception of Kate and Prince Will, bolstering their street cred in a way Sir Elton John couldn’t have, and the Diamond Jubilee concert, featuring the likes of Jessie J, will.i.am and Kylie Minogue ensure a captive younger audience, with the pro-monarchy sentiment of such performers also implicit in their participation. Such events represent a move by the monarchy to continually keep up with changes in cultural sensibility. Lumping the British monarchy in with the Catholic Church as an institution unable to adapt to the 21st century is lazy. When the Pope lets Ed Sheeran sing about drug use and prostitution to 10,000 pilgrims in St. Peter’s Square, let me know. Less directly, the monarchy retains a high visibility through texts concerned with the monarchy, its characters and the British class system. Downton Abbey, The Queen, The Other Boleyn Girl and Wolf Hall are just a few names which deal with such themes. Of course, fascination with fictional products doesn’t necessarily translate to support of the monarchy, but it does ensure that the institution is culturally ever-present.

While the monarchy has re-branded itself in order to relate to younger generations, much of its distinctiveness is still tied to tradition. In terms of symbolism, there’s little doubt that the monarchy’s continued production of pomp and ceremony is virtually unrivalled. Important royal events like the wedding of Kate and Prince Will, and the Diamond Jubilee are aesthetically unique and draw colossal viewing audiences not only due to their blue-blooded participants, but their sheer scale. The royal wedding served as a “manifestation of the perfect fairytale that a lot of people want”, according to UNSW student Sarah Cummings. And the Diamond Jubilee was a blaze of over-the-top, pleasant absurdity, described as “an array of formal fig, military splendour and dazzling headgear” by British journalist Mick Brown. Such events cause a rise in the visibility of the royals, as well as their approval ratings. Roy Morgan research conducted in the wake of the Diamond Jubilee shows that support for the monarchy has continued to follow a trend that has spanned well over a decade, rising to reach a 25-year high of around 58% approval. No doubt, such rises are partially down to nostalgia and spectacle. Whether these gains will be long-lasting, given the lack of similar spectacle on the horizon, is another question entirely.

Conservative media often wax lyrical about how the Queen and her matriarchal subjects serve as good role models. This argument is somewhat dubious given that we don’t actually know the family’s members all that well and some of what we do know, such as Prince Harry’s dalliance with a certain uniform, isn’t all that commendable from a politically correct point of view. However, as regular (and by regular I mean pretty much bi-weekly) articles in the Daily Mail attest to, the Queen and her reputed fashion protégé the Duchess of Cambridge are exemplars of thriftiness. They re-wear and re-work outfits they have been seen in many times before, with the Queen often resurrecting outfits which are decades old. In this respect alone, Liz is a far better role model than say, Lady Gaga or Victoria Beckham. Not to be outdone, the royal men have been doing their bit too. For the past 55 years, the Duke of Edinburgh’s eponymous leadership program and awards scheme has been a valuable experience for many young people, allowing them to gain crucial life skills. The conservation efforts of Prince Charles’ Rainforest Project have also recently been recognised when a rare breed of frog, hyloscirtus princecharlesi, was named after him. 

Despite their obvious privilege, the royals are somewhat constrained in ways you and I are not. Solo duties, often interspersed (as with Harry and William) with military training and operations, usually commence around the same age that an undergraduate student leaves university, with preparation from a young age. Such duties are explained by the monarchy’s official website as constituting “important work in the areas of public and charitable service”. This line of work seemingly continues until death, with 91 year-old Prince Philip continuing to fulfil a reduced quota of commitments – primarily ceremonial engagements and charity commitments - following a series of recent health scares. With the probable exception of Madonna, I can’t imagine anyone wanting to spend their twilight years on what has been described as a never-ending campaign trail, attempting to retain the approval of long-time supporters and win new fans. A considerable segment of the 2,000 official engagements undertaken by the royal family each year are partially concentrated on promoting the monarchy itself. However, another significant role undertaken by the family members is that of patron and benefactor. The attention and awareness drawn to public causes and charities by the family is of inestimable value. Of course, the work the royals do isn’t necessarily as hands on as those volunteers at your local soup kitchen, but it’s admirable all the same. 

Although it’s become the cliché of choice for every UK correspondent in the Australian media, the youngest generation of royals have breathed new life into the monarchy. Kate Middleton – the first commoner to marry a prince in close proximity to the throne in more than 350 years – has been largely responsible for this revitalisation. Her relationship with William has helped craft an image of the royals as, in the words of journalist Lanai Vasek, “more accepting recently of societal norms”. The Duke and now-Duchess’ cohabitation prior to marriage (a first for senior royals) represented what first year University of Sydney student Holly Parrington sees as the “slightly modern and laid-back approach” taken by family’s younger members. The couple are evidently popular, with a survey conducted by The Guardian and ICM finding William to be the British public’s preferred future monarch, receiving 48% of the vote to Charles’ 39%. Even non-royal Pippa Middleton has contributed to the rose of the new monarchical guard, becoming a tabloid fixture associated with scandal and a posterior that has received almost 250,000 ‘likes’ on Facebook. Our current monarch is renowned for her desire to remain somewhat distant from the press, but her grandchildren and their social circle have taken a rather different approach, regularly appearing in the (gasp!) social and gossip pages of tabloids all over the globe. Photos of Harry stumbling bleary-eyed from a nightclub, or jumping unprovoked and fully clothed into said nightclub’s pool, see the royal family normalised and humanised like never before, although such incidents often provoke disproportionate media scandal. Such unprecedented access to the royals ultimately repositions them as a figure of celebrity rather than royalty, and as is the case with all celebrities, it’s possible to extract pleasure from the fodder of gossip and glamour they provide without becoming directly invested in what they’re promoting, namely the institution of monarchism. Whether this repositioning strips the family of respect and makes them, as Parrington describes, “a slightly more ginger and freckly version of the Kardashians”, is a matter of opinion.

Although the monarchy’s return to prominence is closely linked to the ‘coming of age’ of the Queen’s grandchildren, the older members of the family have also taken on renewed public affection in recent years. Prince Charles, for years characterised as the catalyst for the demise of the People’s Princess and the bitter son waiting for his mother to shuffle off this mortal coil, has received something of an image revitalisation, now being seen as a jovial family man. The media has played a key role in this transformation, emphasising Charles’ close relationships with his sons and playing up his tribute to “mummy” at the Diamond Jubilee concert. In addition to this, the heir apparent has also proved that he is in possession of a sense of humour, recently fulfilling a lifelong dream of sorts by reading the weather for the BBC. Joking throughout the broadcast about the disappointingly wet forecast, Charles received press acclaim for the spot, proving that his mother doesn’t always reign on his parade.

There’s little doubt that fondness for the monarchy and its members also tends to stem from inherited affections. These personal (often nostalgic) attachments are less explicable than the aforementioned factors, but often more potent, trouncing logic, facts and figures. My strongest memories of my great-grandmother involve her delicately leafing through the glossy pages of Majesty magazine, keen to keep abreast with the goings on of the collective that remained a constant throughout her life. Her elation upon receiving recognition from the Queen of her century of life and community contribution sealed my personal appreciation for the institution, even if I know that common logic suggests my views are misguided.

It would seem that the new monarchy takes itself less serious than its earlier incarnations, and seems prepared – even eager - to move with cultural changes. Complacency on the part of the royals, then, probably won’t be the reason for any eventual demise of the monarchy. As much as many of us would enjoy seeing Charles helplessly bailing hay in some far-flung corner of his huge land holdings in Britain’s south-east as a private citizen, it’s possible to gain equal pleasure from the culture that is produced in the image of, and drawn upon to ensure the continued relevance of, the British monarchy, as well as the family itself.

There's a troll in the basement!

I believe they call her "Trollga".




An edited version of this 'article' featured in the Science and Technology seciton of BULL magazine's fifth issue for 2012.

If you participate in social networking, chances are you’ve fallen for a hoaxed celebrity death, and the online stakeholder to blame for the creation and dispersal of such swindles is the dreaded troll. Trolling involves the conscious, persistent antagonising of largely unsuspecting internet users, for the sake of one’s own pleasure and ego-building. The practice highlights the trusting nature of many social networkers, which has seen false news stories such as “Morgan Freeman has died! It’s true this time, I promise!” spread virally and covered by major news outlets.

Trolls have been traditionally confined to internet forums with limited scope in terms of subject matter and audience. For example, a typical troll stomping ground is online pop commentary where die-hard fans, or ‘stans’, of Godga (Lady Gaga), Beysus (Beyoncé) and The Holy Spearit (Britney Spears) make ideal targets. Makayla, a self-confessed stan, runs the Britney Spears fan blog I Wanna Troll. With her four-figure follower base, she aims to show her love for Britney with a dash of humour, even if it means participating “in serious stan wars”.

However, trolls don’t restrict themselves to pop culture. Devotees of everything from religious to political movements receive a ribbing on Twitter. @Jesus_M_Christ, @Queen_UK, and @Schapelle all reveal a commitment to getting thousands of followers fired up over serious, occasionally topical issues by challenging their personal beliefs and attitudes. The former of these accounts, for instance, states that “most of Noah's sins when he got to heaven involved bestiality”, providing a somewhat shocking re-evaluation of what remains for many Christians a sacred retelling. Similarly, @Queen_UK represents the British monarch as a gin-oholic who retains a deep hatred for Camilla Parker Bowles, Carole Middleton and Greece – far from the vision of diplomacy, pomp and circumstance perpetuated by the recent Diamond Jubilee.

Trolls are often fans of the very subjects they mock, illuminating the exaggerated identities online fandoms create by subverting them and exposing their fallibility. In this way, trolling is about bringing pseudo-mythical people down to a more human level. 

Such is the pervasiveness of the troll that the popular “trollface” has evolved to poke fun at the foibles of everyday life (think Sydney Uni Memes). With a simple copy and paste, a keyboard warrior can move up the internet food chain to the position of King Troll.

While the comical deconstruction of powerful individuals and institutions is relatively harmless, there’s a blurry line between trolling and cyberbullying. Makayla doesn’t like “to get personal,” but she has seen stan and troll wars descend into personal attacks.

Dedicated members of trolling collectives have, perhaps unwittingly, caused conflicts spilling over into the real world. For example, self-dubbed “/b/tards” on image sharing site 4Chan have received threats of violence, allegations of trading child pornography and a slew of custodial sentences.

Meanwhile, social Q&A platform Formspring applies the anonymity and frankness of trolling on a personal level to create what it calls a “forum for playful, authentic and natural conversations”. Formspring’s crooked reputation stems from the dominance of venomous messages on the website which have reportedly resulted in a number of teen suicides, including that of Jamey Rodemeyer, who received anonymous taunts regarding his sexuality and subsequently committed suicide last September. Formspring has taken some initiative in preventing a repeat of such outcomes by warning against the posting of “mean or hurtful” questions and allows users to block anonymous messages. Whether anyone will take heed of these warnings is uncertain.

A 2006 study conducted by U.S. organisation Fight Crime estimated that more than 13 million American youths had experienced cyberbullying. With Formspring only launching in 2009 and Twitter achieving mainstream popularity around 2008, the popularity of social networking has since grown exponentially and presumably troll-ish behaviour has too.

Trolls come in all forms and potencies, ranging from your “friendly, neighbourhood troll” to “hardcore troublemaker”, but if you find yourself under attack, just remember your mother’s wise words regarding the stolen roll-ups and nicknames – they’re only looking for a reaction.

Rumer - Boys Don't Cry (abum review)


This review appeared in the fifth edition of BULL published in 2012 magazine.

With Boys Don’t Cry, British songstress Rumer eschews the pitfalls of the notoriously dangerous sophomore album by taking an unusual approach: releasing a set of obscure 70’s covers.  If your parents are looking to relieve days gone by, they might be better off with Rod Stewart’s American Songbook Volume 17, unless said parents are veritable 70’s aficionados. Evidently not one for taking what might have been a more commercially obvious route, Rumer covers a smattering of forgotten album tracks, middling successes and a sole US Top 5 hit– Hall & Oates’ ‘Sara Smile’. Thus, for all intents and purposes Boys Don’t Cry serves the same purpose (for most listeners, at least) as an album of original tracks would.

Rumer is in possession of an incredibly smooth voice, and seems comfortable in her restraint. She graciously remains true to the melodies of the tracks rather than caterwauling all over them, proving to be a refreshing counterpoint to the barrage of female vocalists who feel they need to constantly put their skills on show. An obvious word to describe the album is ‘pleasant’, but that doesn’t quite cover the simplistic, entrancing beauty of Rumer’s vocals. In fact, I dare say Rod Stewart can wait.